Your ML model scans 8,500+ stocks every night. You wake up to buy signals, not noise.
Journal · ML Pattern Scanner · Risk Monitor · AI Copilot — the complete swing trading system.
Real results from our default ML model. Past performance doesn't guarantee future results. Train your own model for personalized signals.
Nobody wants to teach you to think independently — because then you don't need them.
We don't give you fish. We teach you to fish. With ML.
Train your own machine learning model on chart patterns you recognize. Every night after market close, it scans the entire market and serves you buy signals ranked by confidence.
Log every trade with entry thesis, psychology notes, and rule compliance. Calendar heatmaps show your patterns. Equity curves show your progress. The journal doesn't judge — it reveals.
Market Health score tells you the regime. QQQ, SPY, VIX — all synthesized into one number. Green means go. Red means sit on your hands. No guessing.
Risk management is boring. Nobody reads disclaimers. But everyone reads a good joke.
Meet your AI trading coach — powered by the spirit of Jára Cimrman.
“Seven times. Cimrman's Rule #3: If you check more than twice, your position is too big.”
“Your stop is -7%. You're at -6.7%. This is where discipline is made — or destroyed.”
“The market took your money. Now you want to go back and argue? The market doesn't care about your feelings.”
Every joke teaches a real lesson. Optional — toggle Cimrman Mode on or off.
Train your own ML model. Label patterns, backtest strategies, run daily scans. No code required.
Log trades, track psychology, review mistakes. Equity curves and calendar heatmaps.
30-second market read. Health score, regime signals, sector rotation.
Real-time P&L, position sizing, stop loss alerts. Know your risk at all times.
Ask questions in plain English. It sees your journal, scans, and portfolio.
Share and sell ML models, strategies, setups. Community leaderboard.
Get started. Learn the basics.
For serious swing traders.
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The complete trading system.
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